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Win a free trip to the moon with astronautess, Lilly
Linda LeStrange aboard the twinkle star ship. Launching from the stage
door of The Club Crazy , Lilly will take you on an all expense paid tour
of the cheesy orb. Benefits include one pair of kaleidoscope goggles plus
a designer original silver lamé space suit created by that Costumer To
the Queens, Wally St. John (pronounced "Sin Jin")
Capt. LeStrange will show you all the major sights, fissures, moon
rocks, and craters coated in stellar dust, including Copernicus' Crater
and the Schrodinger impact crater which is one big muther you don't wanna
miss! The Twinkle Star Ship has been designed for your comfort with bucket
seats, huge double paned windows for your viewing pleasure, air bags for
safety, and SurroundSound for your total enjoyment.
 Capt. LeStrange will lecture on the similarity between Jarlsberg and
the surface and the origin of the cheese myth in its relationship to
black holes. She is also likely to sing some impromptu ditties from her
fabulous hit Naughty Astronautess which may just put you
into orbit!
Capt. LeStrange has for years gone beyond the confines of gravity in
her quest for the ultimate high and she brings the experience of the truly
demented to her trip beyond the stars. So sign on today and experience
lunacy as you never dreamed of before.
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